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Meerkat

Aug. 22nd, 2017 11:01 pm
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Meerkat


Once the meerkat cannon has been loaded, you’ll be wanting to get yourself elsewhere.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Gorilla

Aug. 22nd, 2017 06:01 pm
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Gorilla pondering the death of Vladislav II of Wallachia, 561 years ago today, and wondering how the world might have been different had he lived.


Perhaps we’d have more movies about Saint Patrick battling snakes.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fossa

Aug. 22nd, 2017 02:01 pm
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The Fossá is the highest waterfall in the Faroe Islands and one of the biggest attractions in Northern Streymoy.


And this is why diacritics matter.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Colobus

Aug. 21st, 2017 11:01 pm
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Hipster colobus does not believe this is really organic.




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That moment when you expect your feather to taste like lemon and you get banana.




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Bactrian Camel_5


Did you know that you can replace any Ziggy comic with a photo of a bactrian* camel and the caption still works?



  • “I wished for patience over a month ago … when do I get it?”

  • “Nope … this isn’t your day either.”

  • “Whoever said ‘talk is cheap’ probably had unlimited texting”

  • “Talk about irony … I ordered a GPS and it got lost in the mail”

  • “I just ate six happy meals and I’m still depressed”


* This may work for dromedaries as well, but I have not tested it.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Antelope

Aug. 20th, 2017 11:00 pm
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According to the Internet, the best way to tell if an antelope is ripe is to locate a small depression at the bottom that yields somewhat when pressed. Sniff there to see if it smells sweet.


In unrelated news, I am not certain the voice search on my phone is working properly.




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Polar Bear_6


Katajjaq, iirngaaq, piqqusiraarniq, qiarvaaqtuq, and nipaquhiit are different names for a form of rhythmic throat singing practiced in the far northern reaches of North America, in which the two singers face each other, using each other’s mouths as resonators.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Chimpanzee

Aug. 20th, 2017 02:06 pm
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Someone is posting fake news on the Internet, but don’t worry, chimp’s on it.




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Schmidts Guenon_3


The Schmidts Guenon has evolved a soft cushion to facilitate the nose boops their species uses to foster group togetherness.




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Diana Monkey_7


The staff has no magic in of itself, serving just as an aid to help wizards focus their thoughts.


When the wizard is so intent on a certain action that the staff is dropped, you know you’re in trouble.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Aug. 19th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Fish checking to see if it’s safe to read the comments yet.




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Chimpanzee

Aug. 18th, 2017 11:01 pm
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With a sprig of marjoram and some cheetohs, she’s ready to party!




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Great Horned Owl


Sure, they say he’s a great horned owl, but he looks a bit shabby to me.




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Leopard

Aug. 18th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Now is a time to paws and consider.




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Nicobar Pigeon_1


If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.




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Tomistoma

Aug. 17th, 2017 08:00 pm
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Tomistoma pondering why, with the most capitalistic president ever elected, the following solutions have not been proposed:


– Sell a set of linked billboards, scaling the rates based on proximity to large cities, allowing both American and Mexican businesses to pay for the border wall.


– Sell the rights for all statues of Robert E. Lee to KFC so they can rebrand him as Colonel Sanders nation-wide in a stunning marketing coup.


– Outsource the U.S.’s nuclear program to China and India, eliminating the need to remember all those pesky codes.


– Get rid of all those troublesome liberal states by selling them cheap to Canada.


Tomistoma is starting to think that some people are the brilliant businessmen they claim to be.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Red Ruffed Lemur_1


Baucis turned first.




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Turtle

Aug. 17th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Turtle


Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Red River Hog_7


What if all pigs have this sort of colouring, but the ones you’ve seen were just really muddy?




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