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Fire-bellied Toad_5


If they’d just send the upside down frog after the golden ball, the story could have been over a lot quicker.




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Fish

Jul. 13th, 2015 02:01 pm
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Fish_10


It costs a little extra, but an accent paint job can make it a lot easier to find your fish in the parking lot.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Caribbean Spiny Lobster (Panulirus argus)_7


Lobsters slowly grow buds and, when sufficient mature, these will drop off and eventually grow into little lobsters themselves.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jul. 12th, 2015 06:01 pm
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Fish_60


Through waves and deep see disturbances from storms, the dune structure of the subsurface changes often. As such, the volcanic rifts and mountains remain the only constant. Thus, some fish tattoo their environments on their sides to keep from getting lost.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Ray

Jul. 12th, 2015 02:01 pm
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Ray_7


Here you see a ray dropping small rocks to confuse the radar of the attacking submarines and making it appear larger and more threatening.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jul. 12th, 2015 12:01 am
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Fish_39


Darn. This one tastes like watermelon too.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jul. 11th, 2015 06:01 pm
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Fish_77


I have a whole lot of books that are pretty certain that sea monsters don’t actually exist.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Shark_3


Q: Why are there so many bad jokes about sharks?


A: Because they evolved during the Sillyurian period.


(bye for now)




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jul. 11th, 2015 12:00 am
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Fish_115


As you can see, there is an additional ring around each spot. That is how you can tell this is a jaguar and not a leopard.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Anemone

Jul. 10th, 2015 06:01 pm
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Anemone_2


If you don’t drink the jello shots quickly enough, they just might grow up.




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Shark_6


Q: When traveling at near the speed of light, how to sharks red and blue shifts?


A: With their ampullae of Lorentzini.




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Fish

Jul. 10th, 2015 12:00 am
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Fish_24


They tried to make a movie. Surprisingly, gathering one hundred and one of these was the easy part, but then Ms. de Vil drowned and they had to do a bit of work on the script.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Ray

Jul. 9th, 2015 06:00 pm
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Ray_15


That blue line on the trailing edge of the fin either indicates that there is chromatic aberration caused by the camera lens not being perfectly parallel to tank or the ray swimming backwards at near the speed of light.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Shark Week!

Jul. 9th, 2015 02:01 pm
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Q: What causes sharks to swim erratically before flipping upside and becoming temporarily paralyzed?


A: Gin and tonic immobility




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Sea Star

Jul. 9th, 2015 12:00 am
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Sea Star_3


” I’ll… be… right… here. “




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Popeye Catalufa Soldierfish (Pristigenys serrula)


I hate it when you finally figure out which fish is the red one, eventually haul it into the boat, and only after you’ve unwrapped and tasted it that you realize it’s watermelon instead of cherry.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Shark Week!

Jul. 8th, 2015 02:01 pm
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Shark_17


Q: Why can you make trees out of sharks, rays, and skates?


A: Because they’re all elasmobranches




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Eye

Jul. 8th, 2015 12:01 am
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Fish_80


Some fish are made of carpet and see through sphincters.


Evolution sure does a lot of experiments.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Longnose Gar (Lepisosteus osseus)_5


When fish get lonely, they swim to the surface where they can always find a friend.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Shark Week!

Jul. 7th, 2015 02:01 pm
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Shark_1


Q: Which movie mis-rental is most embarassing for shark parents on family night?


A: Clasper the Friendly Ghost




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

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