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Fruit Bat

Jan. 22nd, 2017 03:53 pm
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Fruit Bat


Bats are disappointed to learn that published march numbers only include humans.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Blue Monkey_2


˙ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ uoıʇdɐɔ ʎuunɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ dn ǝɯoɔ ʇ,upʃnoɔ ʇnq ‘pǝıɹʇ I




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jan. 16th, 2017 08:04 pm
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Fish


You’ve probably heard that the levels of anti-depressant and birth control chemicals in the oceans are on the rise, but did know that was true for lip-plumpers as well?




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Siamang

Jan. 16th, 2017 03:58 pm
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Siamang


“Unfunny! Total Loser! Hoax! Lock her up! Fake News!”


Politics makes a lot more sense when you remember that humans are apes.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jan. 15th, 2017 09:34 pm
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Fish_2


This fish is a rebel and doesn’t give a fin about your so-call “rules” of artistic composition.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Fish

Jan. 15th, 2017 03:49 pm
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Fish_7


After watching Toy Story 2 and 3 last week, this fish is still trying to figure out why the dinosaur, pig, and slinky-dog can all talk, but Woody’s horse can’t.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Elephant

Jan. 15th, 2017 02:19 am
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Elephant


“How does a cannibal eat an elephant?”


Caption not funny enough? Try this one:


“Political strategy”




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Mexican Blind Cave Fish_1


I am proud to present our new Director of Vision for the use of Land and Air (pending confirmation).




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Black Rhinoceros_4


This rhinoceros has observed that it is easier to unify under hate than nuance and politely suggests that educated people re-evaluate their political strategies.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
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Archer Fish_1


Quiz time! These fish are called “archer” fish because:


i) When they get excited, they quiver.

*) During breeding season, they make a noise that sounds like “Phrasing!”

c) The odds are ever in their favor.

4) They shoot insects with jets of water.

д) Their long lives pass like swift draughts of the sweet mead.

ζ) They are unhealthily obsessed with the death of their city.




Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

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