Octopus

Octopus that doesn’t understand why it’s called “cancel culture” when nothing’s being cancelled – people are just changing the channel.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Sea Nettle

This sea nettle suggests that you pick one place in you house and label it “safe place”, so when you remember putting something in a safe place, there is only one place it can be.

Okay, it’s not the sea nettle saying this. It’s me.

Fortunately, I eventually found the tax documents.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.