Eastern Spotted Newt (Notophthalmus viridescens)

In tonight's episode of "The Nightly New(t)s", this eastern spotted expresses surprise at the number of conservatives wishing to sleep with Caitlyn Jenner, seeing no other explanation for why humans care so much about what’s under clothing.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Prairie Dog playing Hamlet

See you now;

Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:

And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,

With windlasses and with assays of bias,

By indirections find directions out:

So by my former lecture and advice,

Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

White-cheeked Gibbon (Nomascus leucogenys)

This gibbon just realized that it’s been over a decade since we had a new episode of Star Trek.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.