Spiderlights
Jun. 10th, 2018 11:35 pmThis is fine, right?
I mean, it’s clearly not a real spider, so no one out there should have a problem with this photo, right?
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
This is fine, right?
I mean, it’s clearly not a real spider, so no one out there should have a problem with this photo, right?
Caracal responding to an unsolicited call from “Microsoft support”.
This is one of the ferrets at the breeding facility. The entire species was, at one point, down to 18 individuals. Thanks to captive breeding, there are now re-introduction programs in place.
Bali mynah with doctor repellent*
* This is actually ineffective. Doctors are not actually scared of apples**
** Or birds***
*** Well, living birds**** anyway. Some are probably scared of dinosaurs*****, which are a form****** of birds
**** Except cassowaries. I’d imagine many reasonable doctor would be scared of cassowaries*******
***** Okay, the big scary dinosaurs anyway. Micropachycephalosaurus wasn’t very scary at all
****** Technically, birds are a form of dinosaur, but I think you get the point
******* And macaws********
******** ICD 10 W61.12
Ever notice how some types of honey are lighter than others?
This is a Socorro dove. It is one of 100 left on the planet. You can only see them in zoos now.
With luck, they’ll get the ecological situation in Socorro resolved, and be able to re-introduce the doves, eventually.
He remembers that fateful day, when the man came riding in, so strong, so powerful. Never before and never since had the small farm town seen his like. On the surface, he had seemed so trustworthy, so interesting, with that odd, almost dangerous smile. Everyone had fallen under his spell, lost in his eyes. He’d stayed no more than a week, but changed the town forever. After his visit, half the people left, wandering the woodland in pain and longing, leaving their homes, their crops, and their family. The few who remained in town could do nothing but sit, mourning that which they had never before known could have been theirs. All town life ceased, stores closed, school was canceled, there were no more festivals, no parties, no weddings.
The man had brought nothing with him, but when he left he seemed to take their very hearts and souls with him, leaving in his wake nothing but questions …
From whence didst thou hail?
To which distant locale did thou journey?
O Soft-eyed Joesph.
It’s risky to get a good photograph of a komodo dragon’s eye, because they are both venomous and have a bacterial culture in their mouth that can kill by infection.
They is why the zoo puts a pane of glass between me and the subject.
A fisheye lens can turn even the most unlikely subject into a snow globe.
Baboon considering options and deciding not to post into that comment thread.
This rattlesnake has no explanation for why you are suddenly out of blackberry jam.
It is a complete mystery to everyone.
Hyena who is disappointed to learn that not a single recipe for poached eggs includes instructions for sneaking them past the guards of the king’s forest.
Every winter, the Phoenix Zoo does a “ZooLights” event, where people come after dark to admire the lights. This is, traditionally, something that is difficult to photograph, but my new camera does better in low light and I happened to have a “sparkle” filter in my bag, so I figured I’d see how it worked.
I like it.
The Huachuca water umbel is a plant that looks like grass, but isn’t grass. It’s a water plant that needs flooding to propagate and survive. It’s an Arizona native … where flooding is pretty rare now that humans consume the water as fast as they can get it.
Of particular interest is the approximately seven meter run that you see here. This is the largest habitat for this plant in the world.
That’s right, the largest, healthiest stretch of this plant is at the Phoenix Zoo, in a non-public area.
Zoos don’t save only the animal species.
When I went to the Phoenix Zoo, I was fortunate enough to be allowed special access to see some of the species they are trying to breed, but that are so critically endangered that they cannot be visible to the public. That short list included the Mount Graham red squirrel – a species that is so easily stressed that I had less than five minutes to shoot and couldn’t use flash or tripod. Ideal conditions for squirrel breeding is not photography-friendly.
This squirrel was thought to have gone extinct in the 1950s. The population had been slowly rising since it’s rediscovery in the 1970’s … until the fires.
2017 saw 79 fires on Mount Graham, burning over 125,000 acres, including a significant portion of the squirrel’s habitat. The October census found only 35 squirrels alive in the wild.
When I took this photo, the zoo had four squirrels (that I saw). This means that over ten percent of the global population lives in one tiny room … and that this little guy is 2.9% of the entire species.
It’s hard to get anything done when there’s a monkey on your back.