When you’re making a frog, you can pretty much just stick the eyes in any which way. It’ll all work out fine.

Bats like to live in caves. It can take a colony of one hundred bats an entire year to carve out a cave large enough for their young. It is important to put bat houses up in your yard to shelter members of the colony as they create their permanent home.

This is a kinkajou. No joke I can make here is better than what you’re thinking right now.
Yes, that’s right. Kinkajous can psychically implant humor in your brain.

In times of extreme danger, the common squirrel monkey rolls itself into a ball and bounces away to freedom.

In the early days of the world, there was naught but dirt, water, mud and grass. Kuwatuwan The Uninspired, creator of the Darien isthmus (construction projects involve a lot of outsourcing) sat and thought. As he thought, he toyed with the mud and dirt, forming it into a small pile. Looking down on what he made, he smiled. Then he sneezed. Having inadvertently breathed life into his creation, he blinked slowly as the toad flopped out of his hand and hopped away. Kuwatuwan looked about to make sure his supervisor wasn’t looking his way. Noticing that she was distracted overseeing Pacific Ring of Fire, he nudged the toad under a large clump of grass and wandered off to work on his next assignment … digging the Himalayan sea.

The margay’s spots make it a master of disguise. If it’s stalking you, you’ll never see it in time. Here, if you look closely, you can see the camouflaged cat sneaking up on you from the bottom left hand side of the screen. It’s plan is for you to be completely distracted by the ocelot on the right.

“Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.”

Ibises have evolved a curved bill so they can more easily remove keys that have dropped down storm grates. Scarlet ibises are the leading cause of car thefts on the Northern coast of South America.

Here we see the mighty Misponyotin creating a cool summer breeze.

com·mon  (ˈkämən/)

adjective

1. occurring, found, or done often; prevalent. -

“salt and pepper are the two most common seasonings”

2. showing a lack of taste and refinement; vulgar.

“they are far too common”

Guess which one of these applies to monkeys.

Here’s a hint. Look out your window. See any monkeys?