The Whydah, pronounced “wi-duh”, was a fully rigged galley ship that was originally built as a passenger, cargo, and slave ship.

No, I get it either.

Some finch painters would really rather be working on other birds.

Fourth position en haut of the wings.

Remember that write in votes are an option.

Chester A. Arthur wants a second term.

This finch has some questions about America’s upcoming election

– Wouldn’t it be weird to move back into a house you lived in sixteen years ago?

– Shouldn’t people have to fill out a job application and go through a background check before they get to this level? Everyone else does for their jobs.

– Are bribery payments tax deductible?

– Why is no one talking about their pets? #firstpetsmatter

– Really? I mean … really?

Never said they were good questions (except that last one).

Some birds use an 8 bit colour palate. I think it’s to save on resources.

When the tag says “hang to dry”, do not put it in the dryer.