Gouldian Finch

[guppiecat]

This finch has some questions about America’s upcoming election

– Wouldn’t it be weird to move back into a house you lived in sixteen years ago?

– Shouldn’t people have to fill out a job application and go through a background check before they get to this level? Everyone else does for their jobs.

– Are bribery payments tax deductible?

– Why is no one talking about their pets? #firstpetsmatter

– Really? I mean … really?

Never said they were good questions (except that last one).

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.