The Schmidts Guenon has evolved a soft cushion to facilitate the nose boops their species uses to foster group togetherness.

Fish checking to see if it’s safe to read the comments yet.

Sure, they say he’s a great horned owl, but he looks a bit shabby to me.

If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.

Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.

Oranges and lemons,

Say the bells of St. Clement’s.

You owe me five farthings,

Say the bells of St. Martin’s.

When will you pay me?

Say the bells of Old Bailey.

When I grow rich,

Say the bells of Shoreditch.

When will that be?

Say the bells of Stepney.

I do not know,

Says the gibbon of Bow.

She just watched the Red Wedding episode.