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Chimpanzee
Aug. 20th, 2017 02:06 pm
Someone is posting fake news on the Internet, but don’t worry, chimp’s on it.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Schmidts Guenon
Aug. 19th, 2017 11:00 pm
The Schmidts Guenon has evolved a soft cushion to facilitate the nose boops their species uses to foster group togetherness.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Diana Monkey
Aug. 19th, 2017 06:01 pm
The staff has no magic in of itself, serving just as an aid to help wizards focus their thoughts.
When the wizard is so intent on a certain action that the staff is dropped, you know you’re in trouble.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Fish checking to see if it’s safe to read the comments yet.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Chimpanzee
Aug. 18th, 2017 11:01 pm
With a sprig of marjoram and some cheetohs, she’s ready to party!
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Great Horned Owl
Aug. 18th, 2017 06:00 pm
Sure, they say he’s a great horned owl, but he looks a bit shabby to me.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Nicobar Pigeon
Aug. 17th, 2017 11:00 pm
If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Red River Hog
Aug. 16th, 2017 11:01 pm
What if all pigs have this sort of colouring, but the ones you’ve seen were just really muddy?
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
White Handed Gibbon
Aug. 16th, 2017 06:01 pm
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement’s.
You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin’s.
When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.
When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.
When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney.
I do not know,
Says the gibbon of Bow.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Black Hornbill
Aug. 15th, 2017 06:01 pm
Neither the horn nor the bill of the black hornbill is black.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
