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Aug. 20th, 2017 02:06 pm
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Someone is posting fake news on the Internet, but don’t worry, chimp’s on it.




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Schmidts Guenon_3


The Schmidts Guenon has evolved a soft cushion to facilitate the nose boops their species uses to foster group togetherness.




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Diana Monkey_7


The staff has no magic in of itself, serving just as an aid to help wizards focus their thoughts.


When the wizard is so intent on a certain action that the staff is dropped, you know you’re in trouble.




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Fish

Aug. 19th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Fish_4


Fish checking to see if it’s safe to read the comments yet.




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Chimpanzee

Aug. 18th, 2017 11:01 pm
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With a sprig of marjoram and some cheetohs, she’s ready to party!




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Great Horned Owl


Sure, they say he’s a great horned owl, but he looks a bit shabby to me.




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Leopard

Aug. 18th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Now is a time to paws and consider.




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Nicobar Pigeon_1


If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.




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Red Ruffed Lemur_1


Baucis turned first.




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Turtle

Aug. 17th, 2017 02:01 pm
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Turtle


Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.




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Red River Hog_7


What if all pigs have this sort of colouring, but the ones you’ve seen were just really muddy?




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White Handed Gibbon_6


Oranges and lemons,

Say the bells of St. Clement’s.


You owe me five farthings,

Say the bells of St. Martin’s.


When will you pay me?

Say the bells of Old Bailey.


When I grow rich,

Say the bells of Shoreditch.


When will that be?

Say the bells of Stepney.


I do not know,

Says the gibbon of Bow.




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Schmidts Guenon_5


The saddest part is the little piggy that had none.




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Chimpanzee

Aug. 15th, 2017 11:01 pm
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Chimpanzee_16


She just watched the Red Wedding episode.




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Black Hornbill


Neither the horn nor the bill of the black hornbill is black.




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