Koi

Usually, my underwater shots in zoos are made through the glass of an aquarium. This presents certain challenges, but I think I’ve gotten good at it. Once in a long while, I am allowed to put my camera directly in the water.

This koi was a bit puzzled as to what I was doing.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Horse

Horse walks up to a bar.

Bartender says “Why the long face?”

(Sometimes my jokes aren’t exactly new. ;) )

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Pig

An man from Abdera is dreaming about a pig he’s selling. He is asking 100 denarii for it, but people are only offering 50. Eventually, he wakes up. Keeping his eyes closed, he holds out his hand and says ‘OK, I’ll take me the 50’.

(Sometimes my jokes aren’t exactly new. ;) ;) ;) ;) )

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.