Horse

[guppiecat]

Horse walks up to a bar.

Bartender says “Why the long face?”

(Sometimes my jokes aren’t exactly new. ;) )

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

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[dreamshark.livejournal.com]

Down in the horse corral standin' alone
Is an old Caballo, a Strawberry Roan
His legs are all spavined, he's got pigeon toes
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose
Little pin ears that touched at the tip
A big 44 brand was on his left hip
U-necked and old, with a long, lower jaw
I could see with one eye, he's a reg'lar outlaw.

Man. If that's not The Strawberry Roan, it's his brother.