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In case anyone cares, here's the current breakdown of the major AI players:
 

Anthropic: After due consideration of the likely impact of our technology, we have decided to delay the release of our new model until our private group can work to resolve the security issues it has found in other technologies.

OpenAI: Someone's gotta be first, and we really like money. Just trust us, bro. We pinkie promise we'll be good.

Google Gemini: We have thoroughly tested this in the lab and now release our new model to the testing group - by which we mean all of our users across the globe.

Microsoft: Please use our technology. Pretty please? It only costs $$$$, I mean $$$, I mean $$, I mean $, what the hell, you can have it for free.

Perplexity: LOL, YOLO, Here you go.

xAI: LEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!