Storm's Stork (Ciconia stormi)

Having spent several days reviewing the post-Brexit and pre-election news articles, this stork has determined that, contrary to reporting, neither the US nor UK is “a country divided”.

Both countries do, however, have an unchecked vocal asshole problem.

This stork will not be migrating northward anytime soon.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Rüppell's griffon vulture

Vultures are known as scavengers or opportunistic feeders. This one just caught a bug*.

Speaking of opportunistic vultures and bugs, you should really update (or stop using) Symantec/Norton Antivirus immediately. Not tonight, not tomorrow, but right now. Technical details here: http://googleprojectzero.blogspot.fr/2016/06/how-to-compromise-enterprise-endpoint.html .

* OK, a mealworm is not technically a bug, but I’d like to see you find a more apt photo on short notice.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.