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Aug. 10th, 2016

This snake wants you to tell that joke again so it can decide whether or not to be offended.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Zebras do not have a complex political system. Instead, they just visualize each candidate saying “Fools! I’ll show them all!” and vote for the most incongruous.

It’s surprising how well this approach works.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Monorails just don’t seem as exciting now that I’m an adult.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

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