Turtle

Lifehack: When doing self-inventory, put a dot on each chest plate so you don’t accidentally over-count.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Red Ruffed Lemur

Baucis turned first.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Tomistoma

Tomistoma pondering why, with the most capitalistic president ever elected, the following solutions have not been proposed:

– Sell a set of linked billboards, scaling the rates based on proximity to large cities, allowing both American and Mexican businesses to pay for the border wall.

– Sell the rights for all statues of Robert E. Lee to KFC so they can rebrand him as Colonel Sanders nation-wide in a stunning marketing coup.

– Outsource the U.S.’s nuclear program to China and India, eliminating the need to remember all those pesky codes.

– Get rid of all those troublesome liberal states by selling them cheap to Canada.

Tomistoma is starting to think that some people are the brilliant businessmen they claim to be.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Nicobar Pigeon

If you have trouble boiling water due to altitude, try adding just a little bit of pigeon.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.