Cow

Some cows aren’t tall enough to lick the food out of people’s hands.

Some cows have developed workarounds.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Prairie Dog performing Comedy of Errors

I do digest the poison of thy flesh,

Being strumpeted by thy contagion.

Keep then far league and truce with thy true bed;

I live unstain’d, thou undishonoured.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Russian Squirrel

Squirrel pondering his investment options.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.