Giant Anteater

Anteater walks into a bar.

Bartender keeps his damn mouth shut because it’s rude to comment on aspects of a another’s appearance that they neither chose nor are able to change.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Meerkat performing Tamburlaine Part 1

Environing their standard round, that stood

As bristle-pointed as a thorny wood;

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.