Cape Buffalo

Cape buffalo realizing that a banjo made of gold would be ineffective at doing anything other than shining in the sun, so it couldn’t play “Wish that girl was mine”.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Infrared Rawr

I’ve heard that if you stand still, they can’t see you.

They must have bumped into trees a lot.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Antelope

This antelope doesn’t understand why humans don’t just force their elected officials to alternate each term with having to live on what the lowest paid worker earns.

Even-toed ungulates understand economic incentives.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.