Cheetah

Cheetah suddenly realizing that the lyrics to the Bananana Boat Song imply that bananananas are harvested at night, which both makes sense given the heat of the day but also explains why banananananas are a common* source of invasive spiders.

* Much less common these days but even so, bananananananas are much more susceptible to such things than other fruits**

** Surprising everyone, banananananananas -are- technically, fruits***.

*** Also surprising everyone bananananananananas are -also- technically herbs.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Tomistoma

This tomistoma thinks it is brave of a man, caught mis-using his power, sexually abusing women and threatening to destroy their careers, to re-enter public life.

This tomistoma knows not the difference between bravery and egotism.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.