Ur Mama

Posting here too, because even in all the bleakness, we still need humor.

 

I saw someone use the word "Ur" for "Your" and, as the alternative is working on a paper, I give you ... "Ur mama" jokes.
 

• Ur mama so fat, she survived the aridification famines and set societal beauty standards for the next thousand years.

• Ur mama so fertile, she obviated the needed for agricultural revolution.

• Ur mama so fit she built the ziggurat just to get her steps in.

• Ur mama so forgettable, she presided over the second dynasty.

• Ur mama so respectable, everyone worshiped Nanna.

• Ur mama so artistic, she set the Standard.

• Ur mama so unique, she spoke a language isolate.

• Ur mama so rich, she controlled trade throughout the entire geographic region.

• Ur mama so organized, she standardized administrative processes, archival documentation, the tax system, and the national calendar.

• Ur mama so balanced, she drafted codes to balance lives and loss with punishment and payback.

• Ur mama got around so much she had to invent a new dating system for the whole city-state.

• Ur mama so literate, she mass-produced Sumerian texts.

(Feel free to add your own.)