Woodland Park Zoo
Nov. 30th, 2009 07:08 pmMore from the Woodland Park Zoo set. This one is mostly (but not entirely) birds.

Deer - What's brown, sticky and attached to the smallest deer in the world?

Deer - Pppphhhhlllllbbbbbtttttt!

Bittern - This bittern did not catch a fish, so much as find a pile that the zookeeper left behind.

Bittern - You know, that's a lot of fish.

Bittern - How's he going to eat it?

Bittern - I mean, bitterns don't even have teeth.

Bittern - oooh! You just shake it into pieces!

Crow - When a crow, the typical bird of death, flies towards you with a bone in his mouth, what do you do?

Crow - Well, it didn't work. The crow is still coming.

Crow - Crow's gonna get ya!

Deer - What's brown, sticky and attached to the smallest deer in the world?

Deer - Pppphhhhlllllbbbbbtttttt!

Bittern - This bittern did not catch a fish, so much as find a pile that the zookeeper left behind.

Bittern - You know, that's a lot of fish.

Bittern - How's he going to eat it?

Bittern - I mean, bitterns don't even have teeth.

Bittern - oooh! You just shake it into pieces!

Crow - When a crow, the typical bird of death, flies towards you with a bone in his mouth, what do you do?

Crow - Well, it didn't work. The crow is still coming.

Crow - Crow's gonna get ya!