Western Green Mamba (Dendroaspis viridis)
Apr. 5th, 2016 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guppiecatQ: How can’t you measure a snake?
A: In feet.
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
Q: What do you call a snake that’s very polite?
A: A civil serpent.
Q: Why did the zoo’s breeding program have to replace all their plastic pedestals with wooden ones?
A: Because adders can only multiply with a log table.
Q: Why did the snake see Gone With The Wind in the theater?
A: She really liked the book.
Q: How did the snakes get out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall.
Ha!
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
