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[guppiecat]

Stolen from janetmiles who stole it from Pab Sungenis... but it was so good that I had to share it with the portion of my FL that doesn't overlap with hers.



Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Objective case.
Objective case who?
Wrong.

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My favorite knock knock joke

[ericcoleman]

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Phillip Glass

Re: My favorite knock knock joke

[laffingbuddha.livejournal.com]

Ok, that's hitting below the belt. I owe you one.

Re: My favorite knock knock joke

[ericcoleman]

I put the extended dance remix version on my LJ yesterday

[kalmn.livejournal.com]

i was a linguistics major, and you just nearly killed me laughing, i'll have you know.

[jennkitty.livejournal.com]

I like it. My favorite one is very dumb and much better in person, as it's all about the timing.

[kshandra]

Interrupting cow?

[jennkitty.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy. I love it so. i try to practice it in moderation, to keep it fresh. :)

[guppiecat]

Interrupting giraffe is better.

Much better.

*grin*

[jennkitty.livejournal.com]

"The signal will be a sound like a giraffe dying."

[guppiecat]

Nope. As they say "interrupting giraffe who?", you stand up, lean over them, stretch your neck, tilt your head, and cross your eyes.

Kills'em every time.

[jennkitty.livejournal.com]

You are just the most wonderfully strange man. :-P

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

Our household 4 year old made one of those up.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Interrupting Tree

Interrup...

APPLE!!!!

(or maybe it was PEAR!!! Either way it works quite well.)

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

me too :)