Archer Fish

Quiz time! These fish are called “archer” fish because:

i) When they get excited, they quiver.

*) During breeding season, they make a noise that sounds like “Phrasing!”

c) The odds are ever in their favor.

4) They shoot insects with jets of water.

д) Their long lives pass like swift draughts of the sweet mead.

ζ) They are unhealthily obsessed with the death of their city.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Black Rhinoceros

This rhinoceros has observed that it is easier to unify under hate than nuance and politely suggests that educated people re-evaluate their political strategies.

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Mexican Blind Cave Fish

I am proud to present our new Director of Vision for the use of Land and Air (pending confirmation).

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