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Bats are disappointed to learn that published march numbers only include humans.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Blue Monkey
Jan. 17th, 2017 01:01 am
˙ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ uoıʇdɐɔ ʎuunɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ dn ǝɯoɔ ʇ,upʃnoɔ ʇnq ‘pǝıɹʇ I
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
You’ve probably heard that the levels of anti-depressant and birth control chemicals in the oceans are on the rise, but did know that was true for lip-plumpers as well?
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
“Unfunny! Total Loser! Hoax! Lock her up! Fake News!”
Politics makes a lot more sense when you remember that humans are apes.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
This fish is a rebel and doesn’t give a fin about your so-call “rules” of artistic composition.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
After watching Toy Story 2 and 3 last week, this fish is still trying to figure out why the dinosaur, pig, and slinky-dog can all talk, but Woody’s horse can’t.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
“How does a cannibal eat an elephant?”
Caption not funny enough? Try this one:
“Political strategy”
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Mexican Blind Cave Fish
Jan. 12th, 2017 07:01 pm
I am proud to present our new Director of Vision for the use of Land and Air (pending confirmation).
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Black Rhinoceros
Jan. 12th, 2017 03:00 pm
This rhinoceros has observed that it is easier to unify under hate than nuance and politely suggests that educated people re-evaluate their political strategies.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Archer Fish
Jan. 12th, 2017 12:00 am
Quiz time! These fish are called “archer” fish because:
i) When they get excited, they quiver.
*) During breeding season, they make a noise that sounds like “Phrasing!”
c) The odds are ever in their favor.
4) They shoot insects with jets of water.
д) Their long lives pass like swift draughts of the sweet mead.
ζ) They are unhealthily obsessed with the death of their city.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
