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guppiecatNot done with a set yet, but today was a crowy and grapey sorta day, so here you go.
If any of you happen to find ALL of the captions funny (yes, some are reruns), there is something deeply wrong with you... and me, apparently, 'cause I think I'm hilarious.
Sour-grapes-eating-crow.
Q: What's green and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What's green, maximally delicious and prime eating? A: Sycrow p-subgrape
Q: What did the grapes say when the crow bit them? A: Nothing, they just let out a little wine.
Q: What are green and go up and down? A: Three grapes in an crow.
Q: What's green and flies? A: Super-Grape... or, I suppose, "a grape in a crow" could answer this one too.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an crow? A: Grapes are green.
A grape at rest will tend to remain at rest unless a crow is nearby (unless it is also at rest).
Ezekiel Crow will travel.
If the grape's name is Gilbert, it may also be a Tweedle.
If any of you happen to find ALL of the captions funny (yes, some are reruns), there is something deeply wrong with you... and me, apparently, 'cause I think I'm hilarious.
Sour-grapes-eating-crow.
Q: What's green and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What's green, maximally delicious and prime eating? A: Sycrow p-subgrape
Q: What did the grapes say when the crow bit them? A: Nothing, they just let out a little wine.
Q: What are green and go up and down? A: Three grapes in an crow.
Q: What's green and flies? A: Super-Grape... or, I suppose, "a grape in a crow" could answer this one too.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an crow? A: Grapes are green.
A grape at rest will tend to remain at rest unless a crow is nearby (unless it is also at rest).
Ezekiel Crow will travel.
If the grape's name is Gilbert, it may also be a Tweedle.
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Date: 2009-06-04 08:01 am (UTC)Thank you. While I was half-distracted with wondering what level of geekiness I would need to have more than a vague understanding of these jokes, this one caught me by surprise and I got tea in places where only air should be.
Grape pictures.
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