White Stork (Ciconia ciconia)

[guppiecat]

Q: What has six legs and can fly long distances?

A: Three albatrosses.

Q: What happens if you cross a duck with a firework?

A: You get a firequaker.

Q: How do you catch a unique bird?

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame bird?

A: The tame way.

Q: Where do flocks come from?

A: Planted birdseed.

Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?

A: To get all his chickens back.

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?

A: Because if it lifted the other, it’d fall down.

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that?” The parrot replies, “In France, there’s tons of them.”

Ha!

Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.

Comments

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

lol

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud at #5 and #8.

K.

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the one about the pirate's parrot who goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven!" (It's a parroty error.)

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

i'm going to get a lot of mileage out of the first one :)