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Sing a song of fivepence,
A pocket full of rye.
A bunch of tiny blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.
(Wolves can’t count past five)
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Some foxes hunt by keeping their mouth open and hoping a mouse runs into it.
It is not a very effective technique.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
This wolf would like you to know that, on November 8th, 1519, Cortés reached Tenochtitlán, which was the midpoint of an invasion that killed thousands of natives and nearly one thousand of Europeans.
This wolf would also like you to know that on November 8th, 1520, Danish forces executed 100 Swedes.
The latter is called the “Stockholm Bloodbath” but the former is most often called “discovery”.
This wolf doesn’t understand humans.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Crows spend much of their time considering various trolley problems, but mostly the one involving why humans insist on such philosophically-dangerous modes of transport.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Wolf who lost the support of his base while explaining the conflict between that six year old tweet and the current campaign and is trying to pivot back.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Wolf that has just been confronted with a tweet from six years ago that conflicts with his current campaign spiel.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
This wolf forgot to change his clock over the weekend and accidentally showed up for work an hour early.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
This fox would like to point out that, while they get bad press, the anti-vax movement is rather successful in reducing deaths from cancer.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
