Big cat jokes
Jul. 30th, 2017 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guppiecatQ: With which big cat should you never play cards?
A: Cheetah
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A: Stri-ped !
Q: Why can’t a leopard every hide properly?
A: It’s always spotted.
Q: How does the lion stay the king of the jungle?
A: By maintaining claw and order.
Ha!
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
