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Panamanian Golden Frog
Mar. 2nd, 2018 12:36 am
Frog politely, but firmly, suggesting that you keep your distance.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Sea stars basically move around by making hickeys everywhere.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Panamanian Golden Frog
Feb. 28th, 2018 04:14 pm
I’m pretty sure that if the glass hadn’t been there, she would have pinched my cheek, told me how much I’d grown, and offered me a penny candy.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Japanese Snow Monkey
Feb. 28th, 2018 12:06 am
Monkey pondering whether it’s worth the effort correcting the fundamental misunderstandings in a political meme posting.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Someone left their candy on the ground for more than five seconds.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Panamanian Golden Frog
Feb. 24th, 2018 04:01 pm
In frog land, goiters* are sexy.
* Well, technically, it’s the sounds the goiters make … which isn’t much better.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Bald Eagle
Feb. 23rd, 2018 04:05 pm
Eagle realizing that today, decades later, he has no idea how much the doggie in the window actually was.
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
You will rock you
Jul. 31st, 2017 02:16 pm
Buddy’s not spry, make a big gneiss
Layin’ on the ground – gonna be a big crag some day
You got mud on your face
Like diabase
Melt-crystallizin’ all over the place
Thinkin’
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Buddy you’re a young stone, hard stone
Standin’ in the earth – towerin’ o’er the world some day
You got mud on your face
Anorthoclase
Lattice substitution in matrix-space
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Buddy you’re an built-in mountain
Pleadin’ erosion won’t make you into grit some day
You got mud on your face
With periclase
Metamorphosin’ right there in place
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
You will, you will, rock you
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
Big cat jokes
Jul. 30th, 2017 07:13 pmQ: With which big cat should you never play cards?
A: Cheetah
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A: Stri-ped !
Q: Why can’t a leopard every hide properly?
A: It’s always spotted.
Q: How does the lion stay the king of the jungle?
A: By maintaining claw and order.
Ha!
Originally posted at stories.starmind.org.
