Contrary to what most people believe the comet’s tail always points away from the sun and doesn’t always show the direction it is moving.

Everyone needs a pillow.

At night, when the zoo is closed, the titi monkeys make edgy films on old 16mm cameras that they buy off of eBay.

Not only was this a common enough problem to require a sign, it was common enough to require the sign to be in two languages *and* needed a hotline.

Granted, this is from a state that recently decided to legalize certain passtimes.

Many of the bends you see in branches are made by heavy frogs.

It takes a lot of effort to train a crocodile but in the end, when they stand still for the saddle, it’s worth it.

This is a hawk headed parrot eating a strawberry. Of course, the parrot doesn’t really have a hawk’s head. Accipitriformes and psittaciformes are two entire different orders of birds. Birds, of course, aren’t really birds. They’re avian dinosaurs. The word “dinosaur”, being coined in 1842 to mean “fearfully-great lizard”, of which the animals we call dinosaurs were most definitely not, at least on the “lizard” part. How great they were is rather subjective.

Also, a strawberry isn’t really a berry. It is an aggregate accessory fruit.

This post* brought to you by the English language.

* We now call a stream of electrons that make up words and/or pictures “posts” after the large wooden things we used to put into the ground for people to nail paper to. Thank you, linguistic evolution**.

** The word, “evolution”, of course coming from Latin and French, referring both to military maneuvers and the act of unrolling a scroll***.

*** Which, when unrolled, were sometimes nailed to posts*.

Skills must be practiced to attain competence.

Patience.

You can tell, these are the most vicious predators in Madagascar, right?